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(Women!!)</em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>         </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site,</em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap,</em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>while the man was trying to ask why?</em></strong></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.</em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>                        </em></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, junior said "the number you are Trying To call Is not Reachable At The Moment. 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