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Message: <blockquote data-quote="amila325" data-source="post: 173366" data-attributes="member: 1567">Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?Husband : Nothing.Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 anhour ??Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.**********Q - What is the difference between Mother & Wife?A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures UContinue to do so.**********Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look atyourpicture and the problem disappears.Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problemcanthere be greater than this one?"**********Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troublesandlighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries ortroubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.**********Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togiveup my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.**********A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if myfatherhadn't left me a fortune?""Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHOLEFTYOU A FORTUNE"**********Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."**********Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire? "Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before youmarriedher?"Millionaire: "Billionaire"**********Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.**********A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty faceormy sexy body?"He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense ofhumour.</blockquote>

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