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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4205802" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p>[FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif]<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #7f007f"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #7f007f"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #7f007f"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #7f007f"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #7f007f"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #7f007f"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #7f007f"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Man: My wife...</strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">..................................................</span></span></span></strong></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">kill u.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">...................................................................</span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">......................................................................</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">Q: Why do women live longer than men?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">.......................................................................</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">crocodiles.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">......................................................................</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">....................................................................</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">......................................................................</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">..........................................................................</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">will you pay me?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #7f007f">Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><a href="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000080"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></a></span></span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4205802, member: 167624"] [FONT=times new roman,new york,times,serif][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][URL="http://www.funfunky.com/viewforum.php?f=47"][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#7f007f][FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][B]Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?[/B] [B]Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.[/B] [B]Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?[/B] [B]Man: My wife...[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [B][FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]..................................................[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] ................................................................... [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand? Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]......................................................................[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f].......................................................................[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]......................................................................[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]Wats the diff between Complete & Finished? If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]....................................................................[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure! ......................................................................[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]..........................................................................[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Monotype Corsiva][SIZE=5][COLOR=#7f007f]Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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