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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 5579072" data-attributes="member: 49393">Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going?Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ? Man: My wife... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -   Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -   Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -   What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -   Q: Why do women live longer than men?A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -   Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -   So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from abuilding, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -   Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -   Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes. 2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -   Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.</blockquote>

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