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<blockquote data-quote="Nash_Node" data-source="post: 2032415" data-attributes="member: 91200"><p>When the cops catch you !!!! interesting topic right?</p><p></p><p>well, last Saturday night I was driving out of a Night Club totally Drunk to the max and could barely keep my head straight <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p><p></p><p>So, a cop stopped me and asked for my driving license and threatned me to be locked up in the cop shed !</p><p></p><p>I got away ! (thanks for being a lawyer <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />) so, thought of just putting down some snips for you, in case if you have a run down with the cops to help you "get away"</p><p></p><p></p><p>1. <u><strong>A single Cop</strong></u>, <strong>CANNOT</strong> stop you on the road ! (it's prohibitted and you are not suppose to Stop either !)</p><p></p><p>2. A single cop CANNOT seize your driving license !</p><p></p><p>3. Only a "traffic control" cop has the authority to request anything MORE than your NIC when you are behind wheels.</p><p></p><p>4. A single traffic cop NEVER can press charges against you. <strong>HE MUST HAVE A WITNESS IF DOES SO.</strong></p><p></p><p>5. That's why you always find "two" cops together <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /> </p><p></p><p>6. Police is a peace controling force. <strong>NOT AN ARMED FORCE </strong>!!! They are prohibitted by LAW to carry anything more than a BATTON ! (but due to the prevaling WAR, they are issued Guns by a supreme court ruling,,,,,,,,till the war ENDS) </p><p></p><p>7. So, if a Cop pulls a gun on you, <strong>YOU CAN sue him !!!</strong></p><p></p><p>8. If a COP claims that you are drunk, you have the FULL right to ask for a "baloon test", if they DO NOT HAVE it in their possesion on the time of your request, <strong>you can GO.</strong></p><p></p><p>9. Only Traffice Cops have the RIGHT to stop any moving vehicle. (that's why you find atleast 1 normal cop in every checkpoint eventhough they are manned by Army)</p><p></p><p>10. <u><strong>COPS, CANNOT ENTER YOUR HOME OR WORK PREMISES </strong></u>without a court Order. You have the FULLEST right ASK for it, if they try to enter and also DENY their entrance if you "feel" like it.</p><p></p><p>11. A traffic cop CANNOT seize your driving license UNTILL he fully state the crime you have commited and the relating peanal code vialotion. If he is unsuccessfull in stating them, <strong>you can go free</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong>12. If a traffic cop seizes your license by force and ask you to come to the police station to collect it. <strong>DO NOT GO ! </strong>Lodge a complain directly to Police commision or the "Provincial IGP", YOU can get the cop SACKED for his misconduct and unruly behaviour. </p><p></p><p>13. <strong>(for girls)</strong>, If a COP asks for your Identifications and (if you think he's doing it in purpose to harrase you......or if he's not a CUTE cop) you CAN deny his request. <strong>He cannot arrest you ! </strong>you have the RIGHT to request for a Female Police officer.</p><p></p><p>14. <strong>(for Girls) </strong>If you are asked to be Body checked, it's your <u><strong>right</strong></u> to get it done by a female cop. If they don't have one in present, DENY their action.</p><p></p><p></p><p>ok... Just something came up to mind. There's a HUGE list of what Cops Can and Can't do to you. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p>so, keep them in mind the next time you have a run down with DA COPS !. and yeah, sure...go ahead and ask me any questions you have. I will answer as and when I can !</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Nash_Node, post: 2032415, member: 91200"] When the cops catch you !!!! interesting topic right? well, last Saturday night I was driving out of a Night Club totally Drunk to the max and could barely keep my head straight :rolleyes: So, a cop stopped me and asked for my driving license and threatned me to be locked up in the cop shed ! I got away ! (thanks for being a lawyer :lol:) so, thought of just putting down some snips for you, in case if you have a run down with the cops to help you "get away" 1. [U][B]A single Cop[/B][/U], [B]CANNOT[/B] stop you on the road ! (it's prohibitted and you are not suppose to Stop either !) 2. A single cop CANNOT seize your driving license ! 3. Only a "traffic control" cop has the authority to request anything MORE than your NIC when you are behind wheels. 4. A single traffic cop NEVER can press charges against you. [B]HE MUST HAVE A WITNESS IF DOES SO.[/B] 5. That's why you always find "two" cops together :yes: 6. Police is a peace controling force. [B]NOT AN ARMED FORCE [/B]!!! They are prohibitted by LAW to carry anything more than a BATTON ! (but due to the prevaling WAR, they are issued Guns by a supreme court ruling,,,,,,,,till the war ENDS) 7. So, if a Cop pulls a gun on you, [B]YOU CAN sue him !!![/B] 8. If a COP claims that you are drunk, you have the FULL right to ask for a "baloon test", if they DO NOT HAVE it in their possesion on the time of your request, [B]you can GO.[/B] 9. Only Traffice Cops have the RIGHT to stop any moving vehicle. (that's why you find atleast 1 normal cop in every checkpoint eventhough they are manned by Army) 10. [U][B]COPS, CANNOT ENTER YOUR HOME OR WORK PREMISES [/B][/U]without a court Order. You have the FULLEST right ASK for it, if they try to enter and also DENY their entrance if you "feel" like it. 11. A traffic cop CANNOT seize your driving license UNTILL he fully state the crime you have commited and the relating peanal code vialotion. If he is unsuccessfull in stating them, [B]you can go free [/B]12. If a traffic cop seizes your license by force and ask you to come to the police station to collect it. [B]DO NOT GO ! [/B]Lodge a complain directly to Police commision or the "Provincial IGP", YOU can get the cop SACKED for his misconduct and unruly behaviour. 13. [B](for girls)[/B], If a COP asks for your Identifications and (if you think he's doing it in purpose to harrase you......or if he's not a CUTE cop) you CAN deny his request. [B]He cannot arrest you ! [/B]you have the RIGHT to request for a Female Police officer. 14. [B](for Girls) [/B]If you are asked to be Body checked, it's your [U][B]right[/B][/U] to get it done by a female cop. If they don't have one in present, DENY their action. ok... Just something came up to mind. There's a HUGE list of what Cops Can and Can't do to you. :D so, keep them in mind the next time you have a run down with DA COPS !. and yeah, sure...go ahead and ask me any questions you have. I will answer as and when I can ! [/QUOTE]
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