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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Killer" data-source="post: 78748" data-attributes="member: 2780">CORPORATE LESSON # 1>> > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her> > shower> > when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one> > should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps> > herself> > up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands> > Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll >give> > you $ 800 just to drop that towel that you have on". After thinking for >a> > moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.> > Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and >quietly> > leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps >back> > up in the towel and goes upstairs.!> > When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower >"Who> > was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," >the> > husband says, "did he say anything about the! $ 800 he owes me?"> >> > MORAL OF THE STORY: Share critical credit information with your> > stakeholders> > to prevent avoidable exposure!> >>> > CORPORATE LESSON # 2>> > A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he> > stopped> > and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and crossed> > her> > legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a> > look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he >stealthily> > slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said,> > "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized> > profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable >to> > remove his eyes from her leg. Further on, while changing gear, he let >his> > hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember> > psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the >mind> > is> > weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful> > glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest> > rushed> > to retrieve a bible and looked ! up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and> > seek;> > further up, you will find glory."> >> > MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job; or, you might> > miss great opportunities!> >>> > CORPORATE LESSON #3>> > Usually the junior executives and staff of the company generally play> > football; the middle level managers are more interested in tennis and >the> > top management usually has a preference for Golf.> > FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.> >>>   > CORPORATE LESSON # 4>> > A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO> > standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.> > "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document> > and> > my secretary has left.Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly, Sir"> > said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper,> > and> > pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his> > paper> > disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."> >> > Lesson IV - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.> ></blockquote>

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