Corporate Quotes...
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
The moment you get up in the morning and does not
Stop until you get into the office.
I can become head of my department but it is illegal to
Shoot my boss.
The trouble with being punctual in office is that nobody's
There to appreciate it.
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
The success of those we don't like?
It matters not whether you win or lose; what
Matters is whether I win or lose.
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
Remember you when he is
In trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
Wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
Creative problem solving.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
Where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
Neither does milk.
Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
The number of people watching you is directly
Proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Don't worry that the world ends today, its already
Tomorrow in Australia!
