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<blockquote data-quote="කඩේ යන් නැති එකා" data-source="post: 13055974" data-attributes="member: 395790"><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A. No time at all it is already built.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A. Very large hands.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A. No Probs , He sleeps at night.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A.. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q. What looks like half apple ?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A : The other half.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A : Dinner.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A : It caused a revolution.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A : Liquid</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 15px">A : It depends on the size of the bucket.</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">Interviewer said ‘I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!’ The boy thought for a while and said, ‘my choice is one really difficult question.’</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">‘Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. ‘What comes first, Day or Night?’</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, ‘It’s the DAY sir!’</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">‘How’ the interviewer asked,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px">‘Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!’</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="කඩේ යන් නැති එකා, post: 13055974, member: 395790"] [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="4"] Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. Q.. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find! an elephant with one hand. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A.. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? A : Dinner. Q. What happened when wheel was invented ? A : It caused a revolution. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid Q. How many buckets of water does Pacific Ocean contains? A : It depends on the size of the bucket.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [CENTER][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"]Interviewer said ‘I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!’ The boy thought for a while and said, ‘my choice is one really difficult question.’ ‘Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. ‘What comes first, Day or Night?’ The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on his answer, but he thought for a while and said, ‘It’s the DAY sir!’ ‘How’ the interviewer asked, ‘Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!’[/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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