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<blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 6686219" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "I only have one, you know."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "By death."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "July 15th."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "What year?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "Every year."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "'Winchester'!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "Er...his face."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "Yes."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Witness: "I forget."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?" </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HRA, post: 6686219, member: 6136"] [B][SIZE="4"]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?" Witness: "I only have one, you know." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?" Witness: "By death." Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?" The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?" Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year?" Witness: "Every year." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?" Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet." Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?" Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it." Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?" Witness: "'Winchester'!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?" Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask." Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?" Witness: "Er...his face." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?" Witness: "Yes." Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?" Witness: "I forget." Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?" [/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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