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<blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 6686228" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><strong>Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Forty-five years."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "My name is Susan."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "After the accident?"</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Before the accident."</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Yes."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Yes, sir."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "What did she say?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "No."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "No."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "No."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "No."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HRA, post: 6686228, member: 6136"] [B]Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?" Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which." Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?" Witness: "Forty-five years." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?" Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'" Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?" Witness: "My name is Susan." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?" Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?" Witness: "After the accident?" Lawyer: "Before the accident." Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?" Witness: "Yes." Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?" Witness: "Yes, sir." Lawyer: "What did she say?" Witness: "'What disco am I at?'" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" [/B] [/QUOTE]
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