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<blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 6686260" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><strong>Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "It was covered?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Yes, bandaged."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "I could see his head."</strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "And where was his head?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Just above his shoulders."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "The victim lived."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas."</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval."</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Lawyer: "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?"</strong></p><p><strong>Witness: "Because he was argumentary, and he couldn't pronunciate his words."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HRA, post: 6686260, member: 6136"] [B]Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe with respect to your scalp?" Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital." Lawyer: "It was covered?" Witness: "Yes, bandaged." Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?" Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top of my head." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?" Witness: "I could see his head." Lawyer: "And where was his head?" Witness: "Just above his shoulders." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?" Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?" Witness: "The victim lived." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas." Witness: "No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lawyer: "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?" Witness: "Because he was argumentary, and he couldn't pronunciate his words."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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