Q. What is the main function of the Pakistan coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why is Shohaib Aktar the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in Pakistan.
Q. What's the Pakistan version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't Pakistan fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the Pakistan version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What do you call a Pakistani with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the Pakistan touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What do Pakistan batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Why are Pakistan batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.
Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the Pakistan world cup squad?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.
Q. What does Inzimam put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Q. Why is Shohaib Aktar the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in Pakistan.
Q. What's the Pakistan version of a hat trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.
Q. Why don't Pakistan fielders need pre tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.
Q. What's the Pakistan version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.
Q. What do you call a Pakistani with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.
Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.
Q. Who has the easiest job in the Pakistan touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
Q. What do Pakistan batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.
Q. Why are Pakistan batsmen looking forward to the new millennium?
A. So they can at least say they passed a century.
Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the Pakistan world cup squad?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.
Q. What does Inzimam put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.
