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<blockquote data-quote="sandun_kg" data-source="post: 5769893" data-attributes="member: 17496"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. What is the main function of the Pakistan coach?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. Why is Shohaib Aktar the unluckiest bowler on tour?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. Because he was born in Pakistan.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. What's the Pakistan version of a hat trick?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. Three runs in three balls.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. Why don't Pakistan fielders need pre tour travel injections? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. Because they never catch anything.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. What's the Pakistan version of LBW?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. What do you call a Pakistani with 100 runs against his name? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. A bowler.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. The walk back to the pavilion.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. Who has the easiest job in the Pakistan touring party?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. What do Pakistan batsmen and drug addicts have in common?</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. Why are Pakistan batsmen looking forward to the new millennium? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. So they can at least say they passed a century.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the Pakistan world cup squad? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Q. What does Inzimam put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">A. A bat.</span></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sandun_kg, post: 5769893, member: 17496"] [SIZE="3"][FONT="Century Gothic"][B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Q. What is the main function of the Pakistan coach? A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground. Q. Why is Shohaib Aktar the unluckiest bowler on tour? A. Because he was born in Pakistan. Q. What's the Pakistan version of a hat trick? A. Three runs in three balls. Q. Why don't Pakistan fielders need pre tour travel injections? A. Because they never catch anything. Q. What's the Pakistan version of LBW? A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped. Q. What do you call a Pakistani with 100 runs against his name? A. A bowler. Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart? A. The walk back to the pavilion. Q. Who has the easiest job in the Pakistan touring party? A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. Q. What do Pakistan batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from. Q. Why are Pakistan batsmen looking forward to the new millennium? A. So they can at least say they passed a century. Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the Pakistan world cup squad? A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites. Q. What does Inzimam put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A. A bat.[/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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