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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nikama" data-source="post: 1431969" data-attributes="member: 79831">Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ .. on......88986135610 2049998-45- 54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobileis 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high bloodpressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?"Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.9! 9"Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan,Sir."Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you' ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle.. ."Customer: " What!"Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own aScooter,...registra tion number 1123..."Customer: " ????" Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"Customer: "Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "Customer: "***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))" Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?" Customer: Faints...  </blockquote>

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