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<blockquote data-quote="b squad" data-source="post: 7958516" data-attributes="member: 107649"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "It's eh..., hold...........on......889861356102049998-45-54610" </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Kayu. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "How come?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">pressure </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">and even higher cholesterol level Sir" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "How do you know for sure?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">from the </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">National Library last week Sir" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">much </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">will that cost?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">total is </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">$49.99" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">is </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">some </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">cash before your guy arrives" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">daily </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">limit on machine withdrawal </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">today" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">How </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">long is it gonna take anyway?" </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">come </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">and collect it on your motorcycle..." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: " What!" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Scooter,...registration number 1123..." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: " ????" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">bottles of cola as advertised?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">also </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">diabetic....... " </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">1987 you </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Customer: [Faints]</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">-- </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="b squad, post: 7958516, member: 107649"] [B][SIZE="5"]CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold...........on......889861356102049998-45-54610" Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?" Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..." Customer: " What!" Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..." Customer: " ????" Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^ Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?" Customer: [Faints] -- [/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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