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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MaD-DoC" data-source="post: 2356959" data-attributes="member: 56284">A nice, calm and        respectable good looking lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to        the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like        to buy some cyanide."        The pharmacist asked, "Why in        the world do you need cyanide?". The lady replied, "I need it        to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he        exclaimed, "Lord have mercy I can't give you cyanide to kill        your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll        throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.        Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached        into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the        pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,        "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a        prescription." </blockquote>

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