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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sandun_kg" data-source="post: 5473030" data-attributes="member: 17496"><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><p style="text-align: left"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px">Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Divorce: Future tense of marriage.</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either."</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.</span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p></span></strong></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.</span></p> </p></p> <p style="text-align: left"></span></strong><p style="text-align: left"><p style="text-align: left"><p style="text-align: left"></p> </p> </p></p> <p style="text-align: left"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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