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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 2184712" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">I took my dad shopping the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man,</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">never done anything wild In your life?'</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">his response; knowing he would have a good one.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Got drunk once and f **ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px">my son.'</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 2184712, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"]I took my dad shopping the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild In your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once and f **ked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'[/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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