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<blockquote data-quote="mysterious boy" data-source="post: 20303204" data-attributes="member: 322329"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">“Hello?”, “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Brief Pause. “Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">“Okay Daddy, just a minute.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">“I did it Daddy.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">“And what happened honey?” he asked.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">“Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">***Long Pause***</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">***Longer Pause***</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">***Even Longer Pause***</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Then Daddy says,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">“Swimming pool? …. Is this 486-5731471?”</span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mysterious boy, post: 20303204, member: 322329"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Blue"]“Hello?”, “Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.” Brief Pause. “Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.” “Okay Daddy, just a minute.” A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I did it Daddy.” “And what happened honey?” he asked. Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!” “Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?” “He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.” ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? …. Is this 486-5731471?”[/COLOR][/SIZE] :lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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