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DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?
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<blockquote data-quote="kpg" data-source="post: 9607883" data-attributes="member: 104262"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> Upload, we discovered that neither</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>One of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Button." </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>And said:</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>You've Got Male'!"</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kpg, post: 9607883, member: 104262"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][B]DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,[/B] [B]His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, [/B] [B] "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" [/B] [B] "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on[/B] [B]MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a[/B] [B]Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother [/B] [B]Agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to [/B] [B] Upload, we discovered that neither[/B] [B]One of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete[/B] [B]Button." [/B] [B] "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message[/B] [B]Saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized[/B] [B]Program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted [/B] [B]In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared [/B] [B]And said:[/B] [B]You've Got Male'!"[/B][/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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