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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 3297634" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">A little boy goes to his father and asks </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Daddy, how was I born?" The father </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">answers: "Well son, I guess one day </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">you will need to find out anyway! Your </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Mom and I first got together in a chat </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">via e-mail with your Mom and we met </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">secluded room, where your mother </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">agreed to a download from my hard </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">we discovered that neither one of us had </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">used a firewall, and since it was too late </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">to hit the delete button, nine months later </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">a little Pop-Up appeared that said: </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Scroll Down </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">... </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">... </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">... </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">.. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Red">You got Male!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 3297634, member: 21277"] [CENTER][SIZE="4"]A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll Down .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. [/SIZE] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]You got Male![/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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