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<blockquote data-quote="hasiwebmail" data-source="post: 7986413" data-attributes="member: 21500"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's Sex?".</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"OK," he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I'm not going to let my little princess learn about sex from the streets."</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Then she asks, "Daddy, what is 'A Couple'?"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">And he carries on, "A couple are the two people involved in sex, but this can also be two males or two females which we call homosexual," and he goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and rape, pedophilia, etc....</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">The father finally asks, "So why did you want to know about 'a couple' and 'Sex'?"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs...</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" 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[QUOTE="hasiwebmail, post: 7986413, member: 21500"] [SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Blue"]A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's Sex?". "OK," he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I'm not going to let my little princess learn about sex from the streets." So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet dreams. Then she asks, "Daddy, what is 'A Couple'?" And he carries on, "A couple are the two people involved in sex, but this can also be two males or two females which we call homosexual," and he goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and rape, pedophilia, etc.... The father finally asks, "So why did you want to know about 'a couple' and 'Sex'?" "Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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