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<blockquote data-quote="ALii" data-source="post: 6655707" data-attributes="member: 248445"><p>took my elderly dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). </p><p> </p><p>We decided to grab a bite at the food court. </p><p> </p><p>I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. </p><p> </p><p>The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Lime">green</span> , <span style="color: Red">red</span> , <span style="color: DarkOrange">orange</span> , and <span style="color: Blue">blue</span></span></strong> . </p><p> </p><p>My dad kept staring at him. </p><p> </p><p>The teenager would look and find him staring every time. </p><p> </p><p>When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: </p><p> </p><p>'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' </p><p> </p><p>Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. </p><p> </p><p>And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: </p><p> </p><p>'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'</p><p> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ALii, post: 6655707, member: 248445"] took my elderly dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: [B][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Lime"]green[/COLOR] , [COLOR="Red"]red[/COLOR] , [COLOR="DarkOrange"]orange[/COLOR] , and [COLOR="Blue"]blue[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] . My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked: 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.' :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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