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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2196638" data-attributes="member: 49393">A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me ... They must be gods!A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me ... I must be a god! ~~~~~~~~~ Children were lined up in the cafeteria of an elementary school for lunch.At a table was a large pile of apples.A teacher made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples!" ~~~~~~~~~ Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.Doctor: Don't worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors. ~~~~~~~~~</blockquote>

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