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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2199662" data-attributes="member: 49393">A new client meets a famous lawyer.Client: Can you tell me how much do you charge?Lawyer: I charge $200 to answer three questions!Client: Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?Lawyer: Yes it is, and what's your third question? ~~~~~~~~~ Buyer to seller: Is your dog faithful?Seller: Yes, I have sold him 3 times earlier also.He is so faithful, everytime he returned back to me. ~~~~~~~~~ Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "I'll have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the cup is clean!"Waiter instructs the cook: "Two teas, with one asked for a clean cup." ~~~~~~~~~ Lalu was filling up application form for a job.He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".After much thought he wrote: "Yes!" ~~~~~~~~~</blockquote>

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