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<blockquote data-quote="rash87" data-source="post: 833818" data-attributes="member: 25909"><p>For those of you that don't get this, you will, your day is coming..........</p><p>.....................</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>AAADD - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>This is how it manifests. . .</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I decide to water my garden.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>As I turn on the hose in the driveway,</p><p></p><p>I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the front verandah table that</p><p>I brought up from the letter box earlier, just after the mailman had been.</p><p></p><p>I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage bin beside</p><p>the table, and notice that the bin is full.</p><p></p><p>So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage</p><p>first.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>But then I think, since I'm going to be near the post box when I take out</p><p>the garbage anyway (and the mailman picks up the mail at noon).</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I may as well pay the bills first.</p><p></p><p>So, I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one</p><p>cheque left.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>My spare cheque book is in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to</p><p>my desk where I find the bottle of Coke I'd been drinking earlier this</p><p>morning.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I know I'm going to look for my cheque book, but first I need to push the</p><p>Coke can aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.</p><p></p><p>The Coke is warm, so I decide to put it in the refrigerator to make it cold</p><p>again.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the dining</p><p>room table catches my eye -- they need water.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I put the Coke on the dining room table and discover my reading glasses that</p><p>I've been searching for all morning.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to put more</p><p>water in the flowers.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I set the glasses back down on the table, go to the kitchen sink to get a</p><p>jug and fill it with water and suddenly spot the TV remote on the window</p><p>sill.</p><p></p><p>Some-one left it there.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the</p><p>remote, but I won't remember that it's on the window sill, so I decide to</p><p>put it back in the lounge room where it belongs, but first I'll water the</p><p>flowers.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I pour some water in the jug, but spill some on the floor.</p><p></p><p>So, I set the remote back on the kitchen bench, get some towels and wipe up</p><p>the spill.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>At the end of the day:</p><p></p><p>- the car isn't washed</p><p></p><p>- the cheque's aren't written for the bills to be paid</p><p></p><p>- there is a warm bottle of Coke sitting on the dining room table</p><p></p><p>- the flowers don't have enough water,</p><p></p><p>- there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,</p><p></p><p>- I can't find the remote,</p><p></p><p>- I can't find my glasses,</p><p></p><p>- the garbage hasn't been taken out</p><p></p><p>- and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,</p><p></p><p>I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>And I'm really tired now.</p><p></p><p>I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some</p><p></p><p>Help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rash87, post: 833818, member: 25909"] For those of you that don't get this, you will, your day is coming.......... ..................... AAADD - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it manifests. . . I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the front verandah table that I brought up from the letter box earlier, just after the mailman had been. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage bin beside the table, and notice that the bin is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the post box when I take out the garbage anyway (and the mailman picks up the mail at noon). I may as well pay the bills first. So, I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one cheque left. My spare cheque book is in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the bottle of Coke I'd been drinking earlier this morning. I know I'm going to look for my cheque book, but first I need to push the Coke can aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Coke is warm, so I decide to put it in the refrigerator to make it cold again. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the dining room table catches my eye -- they need water. I put the Coke on the dining room table and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to put more water in the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the table, go to the kitchen sink to get a jug and fill it with water and suddenly spot the TV remote on the window sill. Some-one left it there. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the window sill, so I decide to put it back in the lounge room where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the jug, but spill some on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the kitchen bench, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: - the car isn't washed - the cheque's aren't written for the bills to be paid - there is a warm bottle of Coke sitting on the dining room table - the flowers don't have enough water, - there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book, - I can't find the remote, - I can't find my glasses, - the garbage hasn't been taken out - and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, And I'm really tired now. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some Help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail. [/QUOTE]
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