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Message: <blockquote data-quote="fazaal24" data-source="post: 254238" data-attributes="member: 9342">WHITE WOMEN>>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight>>Second date: You get to touch all over and make out a bit>>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position>>>>IRISH WOMEN:>>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.>>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.>>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.>>>>ITALIAN WOMEN:>>First Date: You take her to the theatre and an expensive restaurant >>with a chaperone.>>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mum makes spaghetti & >>meatballs. You also meet the grandparents because they live there.>>Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a >>3-carat ring.>>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and she's about >>20 kilo's fatter.>>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.>>>>JEWISH WOMEN:>>First Date: You get terrific head.>>Second Date: You get even more great head.>>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.>>>>CHINESE WOMEN:>>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing >>happens>>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing >>happens again.>>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already >>realized nothing is ever going to happen.>>>>INDIAN WOMEN:>>First date: Meet the parents.>>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.>>Third date: Wedding night where you will actually meet the bride!>>>>BLACK WOMEN:>>First Date: You get to buy dinner.>>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends dinner.>>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.>>Fifth Date: She's pregnant usually by her EX.>>>>GREEK WOMEN:>>First Date: Only if you're GREEK!>>>>MEXICAN WOMEN:>>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, >>and have sex in the back of her car.>>Second Date: She's pregnant.>>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his >>sister, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her >>grandma, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids >>move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in >>your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the >>Tijuana strip.>>>>ARAB WOMEN:>>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins,Aunts, >>Uncles,Friends and entire Arab community finds out>>Second Date: You are shot dead.>>No third date.>>>>>></blockquote>

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