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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ibnanv" data-source="post: 14629442" data-attributes="member: 218596">Dead Seriousness News: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns Papacy, Converts to Islam                                                                                 <a href="http://deadseriousness.com/dead-seriousness-news-pope-benedict-xvi-resigns-papacy-converts-to-islam/pope/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1.wp.com/deadseriousness.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pope.jpeg?resize=300%2C201" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a> HOLY SEE – In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI  revealed to the world that he will be stepping down from the Catholic  Church’s highest office. “Through prayer and reflection over the past  years,” the world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the  one true God.”  Amid clattering camera shutters and roaring reporters, Pope Benedict  patiently answered questions, citing traditional Muslim folklore as well  as passages from the Qur’an to explain his decision. His session was  interrupted only once, when he swiveled South-East to face Mecca,  stooped to the ground, and recited the Asr, one of the five daily  prayers central to Muslim belief.    The startling reversal comes as a shock to many familiar with the  Pope’s policies on Islam. “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was  new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his  command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,” the Bishop of the  Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006 lecture Faith, Reason and the University—Memories and Reflections.  When asked about the quote, Pope Benedict sighed with good-humored  remorse and chuckled quietly to himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for  some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now.  Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The  Cardinals were a real pain on that one.” When asked whether he would be reverting to his born name, Pope  Benedict enthusiastically interjected. “I’ve decided to change my name  to Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my  surname purely for logistical reasons, so my Facebook friends and  Twitter followers won’t be confused.”  His transition hasn’t been without opposition. Hours after the press conference, a special Fox and Friends  segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring a picture of the Pope photoshopped  to include stereotypical Islāmic features, including: a turban in place  of his mitre, darkened complexion, black hair, and Arabic letters  spelling out an endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama tattooed  across his chest. Beneath the picture, the panel discussed the possible  involvement of Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in 9/11. The segment’s title, “The  Holy Heathen,” emblazoned the lower left corner of the screen.  This morning, newspapers nationwide featured an editorial by Bill  O’Reilly detailing the parallels between the Pope’s “betrayal of  God-loving Christians everywhere” with the “betrayal of the American  people and the Constitution by Benedict Arnold, his liberal agenda, and  his radical left-wing entourage.”</blockquote>

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