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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3922451" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A romantic <span style="color: black">young married couple exploring new ways of romance, intimacy, love, pleasure, joy, touch, smell, positions and styles of Kamasutra, venue, adventure were sitting at a candle light table in a splendid restaurant in the quietest corner of their choice. </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">They ordered expensive wine and Hors D'oeuvres.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">Suddenly the man started slipping on his chair. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The waitress noticed it from a distance with her other responsibilities, but thought man would handle himself and straighten out. </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">However, the man slowly started sliding under the table further until he disappeared. The wife was quite unconcerned, inattentive to her husband and kept on drinking and eating expansively. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The waitress had to react and help. She came to the woman and said, "Ma'am your husband may have lost his balance, and slipped under the table."</span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The lady replied with a whoop of pleasure, "Perhaps, but don't worry he is enjoying the Deal Under the </span>Table."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 3922451, member: 49393"] [COLOR=black][FONT='Comic Sans MS']A romantic [COLOR=black]young married couple exploring new ways of romance, intimacy, love, pleasure, joy, touch, smell, positions and styles of Kamasutra, venue, adventure were sitting at a candle light table in a splendid restaurant in the quietest corner of their choice. They ordered expensive wine and Hors D'oeuvres. Suddenly the man started slipping on his chair. The waitress noticed it from a distance with her other responsibilities, but thought man would handle himself and straighten out. However, the man slowly started sliding under the table further until he disappeared. The wife was quite unconcerned, inattentive to her husband and kept on drinking and eating expansively. The waitress had to react and help. She came to the woman and said, "Ma'am your husband may have lost his balance, and slipped under the table." The lady replied with a whoop of pleasure, "Perhaps, but don't worry he is enjoying the Deal Under the [/COLOR]Table."[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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