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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 45996" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em><p style="text-align: left">Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. 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