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Message: <blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4161576" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p>[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]<span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spots a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.</span></span>[/FONT]</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">right now.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">salesman standing right behind her.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">there at the time of her little ‘accident’, she asks, “Sir, what is the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">price of this lovely bracelet?”</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">He answers,” Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px">shit when I tell you the price.”</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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