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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3812148" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black">Argument <span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">(AR*gyou*ment) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Airhead (ER*hed) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Jokes that are short so that men can understand them.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">An appliance designed to eat socks.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Eternity (e*ter*in*tee) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">The last two minutes of a football game.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Exercise (ex*ER*siz) v.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Hair Dresser (hare dres*ER) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Similar to a black hole in space - if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Park (park) v./n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Patience (pa*shens) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">Valentine's Day (Val*en*tinez dae) n.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: #374352"><span style="color: black">A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself </span></span>lucky to get a card.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #010158"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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