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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rab" data-source="post: 11018640" data-attributes="member: 300131"><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">In an office:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">In a Laundromat:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">In a London department store:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">In an office:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">In an office:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">Outside a secondhand shop:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">Notice in health food shop window:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">Spotted in a safari park:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">Seen during a conference:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">Notice in a farmer's field:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: red"></span></strong><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue">On a repair shop door:</span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="color: blue"></span></u></strong><strong><span style="color: red">WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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