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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 290572" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Did I read that sign right?</span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Did I read that sign right?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">In a Laundromat:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">In a London department store:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">In an office:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">In an office:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Over a urinal in a men's room: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">WILL BUCKS WITH SHORT HORNS PLEASE STAND UP CLOSE?  THE NEXT MAN MAY HAVE HOLES IN HIS SHOES! </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Outside a secondhand shop:                   </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Notice in health food shop window:</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Spotted in a safari park<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" />I sure hope so)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Seen during a conference: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Notice in a farmer's field: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Message on a leaflet: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">On a repair shop door: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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