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Message: <blockquote data-quote="yksunlk" data-source="post: 3542400" data-attributes="member: 122708"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">WOMEN'S ENGLISH: </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">1. Yes = No </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">2. No = Yes </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">3. Maybe = No </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">4. We need = I want </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">6. We need to talk = you're in trouble </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">7. Sure, go ahead = you better not </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">MEN'S ENGLISH </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">1. I am hungry = I am hungry </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">3. I am tired = I am tired </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">5. I love you = let's have sex now </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">10. Can I take you out to dinner? =I'd like to have sex with you </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">And finally..... </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle . </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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