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Message: <blockquote data-quote="crosby002" data-source="post: 9785147" data-attributes="member: 349466"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">[FONT=Verdana, Arial]<span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">All the men stood up.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">All the women stood up.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Half the women stood up.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-size: 15px">All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000">[/FONT]</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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