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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 4100295" data-attributes="member: 21277">These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are  things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and  now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm  while these exchanges were actually taking  place.  ATTORNEY: What was the  first thing your husband said to you that morning?  WITNESS: He said, 'Where  am I, Cathy?'  ATTORNEY: And why did that upset  you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!    ____________________________________________  ATTORNEY: What gear were  you in at the moment of the  impact?WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.     ____________________________________________  ATTORNEY: This  myasthenia gravis, does it affect Your  memory?                       WITNESS:  Yes.  ATTORNEY: And in what  ways does it affect your memory?  WITNESS: I forget.  ATTORNEY: You forget? Can  you give us an example of something you forgot?    ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if  your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?  WITNESS: We both do.  ATTORNEY: Voodoo?  WITNESS: We do.  ATTORNEY: You do?  WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.    ____________________________________________  ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't  it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?  WITNESS: Did you actually  pass the bar exam?   ____________________________________  ATTORNEY: The youngest  son, the twenty-year-old, how old is  he?WITNESS: He's twenty,  much like your IQ.   ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you  present when your picture was  taken?WITNESS: Are you shitting me?   _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had  three children, right?   WITNESS: Yes.  ATTORNEY: How many were boys?  WITNESS: None.  ATTORNEY: Were there any  girls?WITNESS: Your Honor, I think  I need a different attorney. Can I get a new  attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your  first marriage terminated?  WITNESS: By death.  ATTORNEY: And by whose  death was it terminated?  WITNESS: Take a guess.    ____________________________________________  ATTORNEY: Can you describe  the individual?  WITNESS: He was about  medium height and had a beard.  ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?  WITNESS: Unless the circus  was in town, I'm going with male.   _____________________________________  ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many  of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?  WITNESS: All of them. The  live ones put up too much of a fight.   _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your  responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?  WITNESS: Oral.    _________________________________________  ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the  body?WITNESS: The autopsy  started around 8:30 p.m.  ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?  WITNESS: If not, he was by  the time I finished.    ______________________________________ And the best for last:   ATTORNEY: Doctor, before  you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?  WITNESS: No.  ATTORNEY: Did you check  for blood pressure?  WITNESS: No.  ATTORNEY: Did you check  for breathing?WITNESS: No.  ATTORNEY: So, then it  is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?  WITNESS: No.  ATTORNEY: How can you be  so sure, Doctor?  WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a  jar.ATTORNEY: I see, but could  the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?  WITNESS: Yes, it is  possible that he could have been alive and practicing law</blockquote>

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