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Message: <blockquote data-quote="warm182" data-source="post: 2206950" data-attributes="member: 83648"> DIVORCE VS. MURDER A <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank">nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."</a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank">The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"</a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank">The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."</a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank">The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!</a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank">They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"</a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank">The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.</a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/divorce-vs.-murder.html" target="_blank">The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a </a>prescription."</blockquote>

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