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Message: <blockquote data-quote="T.Kanch" data-source="post: 719042" data-attributes="member: 42018"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY??? </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning". </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember". </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I started to the office I was feeling pretty low. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday." </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I said,! " That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I said, "No, I guess not." </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment, </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change." </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"Sure," I excitedly replied. I start getting excited & i thought today is my lucky day. </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by.......... </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing "Happy Birthday". </span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">And there I sat... on the couch... naked....!!!!!!</span></span></span></span></strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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