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<blockquote data-quote="KaalaGola" data-source="post: 12203431" data-attributes="member: 249733"><p>A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. </p><p></p><p>He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' </p><p></p><p>She slams the door in disgust.</p><p></p><p></p><p>The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She slams the door again.</span> </p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.' </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door.</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.' </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; 'Do you have vagina'? </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Yes, actually I have,' she says. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">The man replies.. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KaalaGola, post: 12203431, member: 249733"] A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' [SIZE=5]She slams the door again.[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.' [/SIZE] [SIZE=5] The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door.[/SIZE] [SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.' [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question; 'Do you have vagina'? [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]'Yes, actually I have,' she says. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]The man replies.. [/SIZE] [SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [SIZE=5]'Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours?'[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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