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<blockquote data-quote="T Mahinda" data-source="post: 6043415" data-attributes="member: 252889"><p>The <strong>Bible</strong> (also known as <em>The Holy Bile</em>, <em><a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bullshit" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">Buy Bull</span></a></em>, and <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kill_Bill" target="_blank"><em><span style="color: #000000">Bye Bill</span></em></a>) is a popular anthology of children's <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_tale" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">fairy tales</span></a>, although it is also enjoyed by adults<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_Testament#cite_note-0" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">[1]</span></a>. It is one of the best selling fiction works of all time.<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_Testament#cite_note-1" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">[2]</span></a> The Bible encompasses various genres, including <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Drama" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">drama</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mystery" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">mystery</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Musical" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">musical</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Action" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">action</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mythology" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">mythology</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tragedy" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">tragedy</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poetry" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">poetry</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thriller" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">thriller</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Roleplaying_game" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">adventure</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Imagination" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">fantasy</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Horror" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">horror</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/History" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">historical fiction</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pornography" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">pornography</span></a>, and <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Snuff" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">snuff</span></a>. The Bible is a collaboration of various authors, first being published by <em>Stone Tablets Press</em> around <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/BC" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">200 BC</span></a>.<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_Testament#cite_note-2" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">[3]</span></a> The Bible is separated into two volumes: Volume One (<em>The Old Testament</em>) and Volume Two (<em>The New Testament</em>). Volume One is centered on the mysterious figure, "<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/God" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">The Father</span></a>", whose actions are only described vicariously. Volume Two focuses on the progeny of The Father, dubbed "<a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jesus" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">The Son</span></a>". </p><p>Besides having an epic and dramatic storyline, The Bible includes various themes that some consider to be controversial, such as <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/War" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">war</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Slavery" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">slavery</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Racism" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">racism</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Murder" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">murder</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alcoholism" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">alcoholism</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Magic" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">magic</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Genocide" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">genocide</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rape" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">rape</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Incest" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">incest</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Masochism" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">masochism</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bestiality" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">bestiality</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pedophilia" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">pedophilia</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cannibalism" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">cannibalism</span></a>, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Homophobia" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">homophobia</span></a>, and <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Republicans" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">neoconservatism</span></a>. Despite these controversies, The Bible is commonly and freely read to <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Children" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">children</span></a>. The Bible also employs various literary devices, such as symbolism, breaking the Fourth Wall, deus ex machina, McGuffins, Tom Swiftys, foreshadowing, magical realism, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poetic_justice" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">poetic justice</span></a>, and anti-heroism. Interestingly, The Bible refrains from using some more familiar literary devices, such as <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Parody" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">parody</span></a>, frame story, in media res, back story, <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gay" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000000">romance</span></a>, and flashback, which according to many literary experts could have improved the drama of the stories. </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: darkorange">sourse - Uncyclopedia</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="T Mahinda, post: 6043415, member: 252889"] The [B]Bible[/B] (also known as [I]The Holy Bile[/I], [I][URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bullshit"][COLOR=#000000]Buy Bull[/COLOR][/URL][/I], and [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kill_Bill"][I][COLOR=#000000]Bye Bill[/COLOR][/I][/URL]) is a popular anthology of children's [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_tale"][COLOR=#000000]fairy tales[/COLOR][/URL], although it is also enjoyed by adults[URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_Testament#cite_note-0"][COLOR=#000000][1][/COLOR][/URL]. It is one of the best selling fiction works of all time.[URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_Testament#cite_note-1"][COLOR=#000000][2][/COLOR][/URL] The Bible encompasses various genres, including [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Drama"][COLOR=#000000]drama[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mystery"][COLOR=#000000]mystery[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Musical"][COLOR=#000000]musical[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Action"][COLOR=#000000]action[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Mythology"][COLOR=#000000]mythology[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Tragedy"][COLOR=#000000]tragedy[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poetry"][COLOR=#000000]poetry[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Thriller"][COLOR=#000000]thriller[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Roleplaying_game"][COLOR=#000000]adventure[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Imagination"][COLOR=#000000]fantasy[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Horror"][COLOR=#000000]horror[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/History"][COLOR=#000000]historical fiction[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pornography"][COLOR=#000000]pornography[/COLOR][/URL], and [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Snuff"][COLOR=#000000]snuff[/COLOR][/URL]. The Bible is a collaboration of various authors, first being published by [I]Stone Tablets Press[/I] around [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/BC"][COLOR=#000000]200 BC[/COLOR][/URL].[URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/New_Testament#cite_note-2"][COLOR=#000000][3][/COLOR][/URL] The Bible is separated into two volumes: Volume One ([I]The Old Testament[/I]) and Volume Two ([I]The New Testament[/I]). Volume One is centered on the mysterious figure, "[URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/God"][COLOR=#000000]The Father[/COLOR][/URL]", whose actions are only described vicariously. Volume Two focuses on the progeny of The Father, dubbed "[URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jesus"][COLOR=#000000]The Son[/COLOR][/URL]". Besides having an epic and dramatic storyline, The Bible includes various themes that some consider to be controversial, such as [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/War"][COLOR=#000000]war[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Slavery"][COLOR=#000000]slavery[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Racism"][COLOR=#000000]racism[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Murder"][COLOR=#000000]murder[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alcoholism"][COLOR=#000000]alcoholism[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Magic"][COLOR=#000000]magic[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Genocide"][COLOR=#000000]genocide[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Rape"][COLOR=#000000]rape[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Incest"][COLOR=#000000]incest[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Masochism"][COLOR=#000000]masochism[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bestiality"][COLOR=#000000]bestiality[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Pedophilia"][COLOR=#000000]pedophilia[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cannibalism"][COLOR=#000000]cannibalism[/COLOR][/URL], [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Homophobia"][COLOR=#000000]homophobia[/COLOR][/URL], and [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Republicans"][COLOR=#000000]neoconservatism[/COLOR][/URL]. Despite these controversies, The Bible is commonly and freely read to [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Children"][COLOR=#000000]children[/COLOR][/URL]. The Bible also employs various literary devices, such as symbolism, breaking the Fourth Wall, deus ex machina, McGuffins, Tom Swiftys, foreshadowing, magical realism, [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Poetic_justice"][COLOR=#000000]poetic justice[/COLOR][/URL], and anti-heroism. Interestingly, The Bible refrains from using some more familiar literary devices, such as [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Parody"][COLOR=#000000]parody[/COLOR][/URL], frame story, in media res, back story, [URL="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gay"][COLOR=#000000]romance[/COLOR][/URL], and flashback, which according to many literary experts could have improved the drama of the stories. [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=darkorange]sourse - Uncyclopedia[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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