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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 1163662" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Doctor Doctor !!!!!!</span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Lady to the doctor over the phone. “ Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it. “</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Doctor:” Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Lady: “ Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">---------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Doctor: "Why?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">---------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A man visited a headmaster who was playing chess with his dog. "Your dog must be must be very intelligent," said the man.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Not really," said the headmaster. "I've won three games out of four."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">---------------------------------------------------</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">after sometime.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Doctor:"My fee??"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 1163662, member: 8568"] [CENTER][SIZE="4"][B][COLOR="Blue"]Doctor Doctor !!!!!![/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][B][COLOR="Blue"][/color][/b][/CENTER][B][COLOR="Blue"] Lady to the doctor over the phone. “ Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it. “ Doctor:” Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.” Lady: “ Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.” --------------------------------------------------- Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!" Doctor: "Why?" Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it." --------------------------------------------------- A man visited a headmaster who was playing chess with his dog. "Your dog must be must be very intelligent," said the man. "Not really," said the headmaster. "I've won three games out of four." --------------------------------------------------- Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life. Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life. after sometime. Doctor:"My fee??" Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!![/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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