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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Alex Krycek" data-source="post: 3239412" data-attributes="member: 77472">A streetwalker check-upA streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. "Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked. "Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a hemophiliac?""Well," the doctor answered, "Hemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a hemophiliac. Tell me, how much do you lose when you have your period?" the doctor inquired.After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred dollars, I guess!"======================================================Special remedyOne day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?"The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?" The patient smiles and replies, "You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home."</blockquote>

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