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Message: <blockquote data-quote="අංගුලිමාල" data-source="post: 16744247" data-attributes="member: 406066"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>Sixteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>1. The later you are, the more </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>excited your dog is to see you.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>2. Dogs don't notice if you call them </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>by another dog's name..</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>3. Dogs like it if you leave lots </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>of things on the floor.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>4. Dogs' parents never visit.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>7. Dogs find you amusing when you're pissed.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching your balls. Instead, they sit pondering why you don't lick 'em.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>15. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>And last, but not least:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong>16. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><span style="color: Navy">To verify these statements:   Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of  your car  for an hour.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><span style="color: Navy">Then open the door and observe  which one is happy to see you!</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><span style="color: Navy"></span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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