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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4219971" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">About a week later, Sunita came! To Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, jjust to be sure." </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">So he sat down and wrote : </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Dear Mother: </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Love, Kumar </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Dear Son: </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow... </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Love, </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Mom. </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lesson of the day: </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: indigo"><strong>Don't Lie to Your Mother</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4219971, member: 167624"] [SIZE=4]A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]About a week later, Sunita came! To Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, jjust to be sure." [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]So he sat down and wrote : [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Dear Mother: [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Love, Kumar [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Dear Son: [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow... [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Love, [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Mom. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Lesson of the day: [/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=indigo][B]Don't Lie to Your Mother[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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