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<blockquote data-quote="Vishwalisha" data-source="post: 4229372" data-attributes="member: 60657"><p>Similar Joke <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p>'Never Ever Lie to a woman' </p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. </p><p>We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ' </p><p>The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. </p><p>The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. </p><p>The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? </p><p>He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?' </p><p>You'll love the answer,folks......</p><p></p><p>The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! ...'</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Never Ever Lie To A Woman...!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vishwalisha, post: 4229372, member: 60657"] Similar Joke :lol: 'Never Ever Lie to a woman' A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ' The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?' You'll love the answer,folks...... The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! ...' Never Ever Lie To A Woman...!!! [/QUOTE]
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