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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 101660" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">DON'T MESS WITH ME !!</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A couple goes on holiday to a fishing resort at Lake Entrance.  The</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lakes area, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a fishing </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">inspector in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Good morning ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">replies (thinking "isn't that obvious!"). "You're in a restricted fishing </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and make a </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">report." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">assault," says the woman. "But, I haven't even touched you," </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">says the man. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left....... </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">think. </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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