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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 38121" data-attributes="member: 2962"> An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /> Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Policeman: Ma'am, you were speeding. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />  Older Woman: Oh, I see. Policeman: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Policeman: Don't have one? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Policeman: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Policeman: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Policeman: Stole it? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Policeman: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /> The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.   Senior Police officer: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.  Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Senior Police officer: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Senior Police officer: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Senior Police officer: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Senior Police officer: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Senior Police officer: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />  MORAL: Don't Mess With Old Ladies  </blockquote>

Verification: Dahaya deken beduwama keeyada?

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