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<blockquote data-quote="ywicky" data-source="post: 1564262" data-attributes="member: 34584"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: Oh, I see. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: Can I see your license please? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: Don't have one? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: I can't do that. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: Why not? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: I stole this car. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: Stole it? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: You what? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circ le the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older woman: Is there a problem sir? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: Murdered the owner? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: Yes, could you please o pen the trunk of your car, please.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't Mess With Old Ladies </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ywicky, post: 1564262, member: 34584"] [SIZE="4"]An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circ le the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please o pen the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. Don't Mess With Old Ladies [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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