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Message: <blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 652936" data-attributes="member: 8239">Dont Miss Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed hisexamination?A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything." ============ ========= ========= =========Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..============= ========= ========= ======="Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Jawaharlal Nehru."We should learn to love our enemies"- Mahathma Gandhi. Which one to follow?... Great confusion.============ ========= ========= ======"CELLO "The pen of india."LUX"The soap of india."Amul"The taste of india. "I"The best in india."You"Time waste of india... Smile============ ========= ========= ========= =Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ============ ========= ========= ========What is the height of mixed emotions???when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!============ ========= ========= =========As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I'm getting a call from katrina kaif…. ============ ========= ========= =======Whatsthe heightof hope???....A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme...!!============ ========= ========= ========= =Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies", SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !. ============ ========= ========= ========= =Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kidso many girls wantd to kiss me,i allowed,butnow i want 2 kiss so many girls,butthey dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS (Its my Fav.....) ============ ========= ========= ========= =U r no of miles away 4m me.Still i'm watching ur evry movements by 3 diff channels1.DISCOVERY2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHICAL 3.ANIMALPLANETThanks 2 media.============ ========= ========= ========= A day will finaly Come when the whole world will celebrate ur personality, ur thoughts,ur ideas,ur talent,ur smartness.........That day will be "APRIL 1st".============ ========= ========= ========= = Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ? i want to check...some error is there...kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....============ ========= ========= ========= =A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor's cabin & says: I'll do anything 2 Pass d Exam. Prof: Anything?Girl: YaProf: ??Girl : Ya !!Prof: Then Go & study...!!============ ========= ========= =========There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.YOU can kiss your frd is confidence. ONLY YOU can kiss ur frd is over confidence.. ..============ ========= ========= =========</blockquote>

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